May 2012
Victim-blaming horrible people are in...
ceasesilence:
Send hir some love to counteract the hate?
Sammi and I
Just made roasted broccoli and Mac n cheese from scratch, respectively. We’re like gormet chefs, y’all. Thinking about starting our own tv show based loosely on the concept of a hipster lesbian Paula Deen. I’ll be the mincing sidekick. Now I must be off. The bubbling cheese is my mating call.
Thoughts:
I love that I’m at a point in my life where I just *have* the ingredients on hand to make Mac n cheese. Like. I gotta appreciate the small things like not having to make a special trip to the grocery store
I think I’m going to lose all my friends. I am being that weird tonight.
I have the greatest idea for a musical
stretching my passive aggressive work email muscles
that means bolded words and exclamation points!!
but seriously, i’m not your babysitter.
this day can go fly a kite.
omg is it time to get drunk yet?
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samthegreat8 replied to your post: my boss just came into my office and said “we have…
RAAAWWWWRRRR
you + jenna + me + sammi + tuesday karaoke + drinks + me not driving this time = yes?
my boss just came into my office and said “we have a great group of employees with diverse skill sets and we need to find ways to harness those skills and find ways to create an optimized workflow”
which is great…
but now he expects ME to make this happen. do i just go out to my employees and be like “Harness those skills, y’all!”???
and i’m extra...
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tuesday blues
the first day back after a long weekend is always the worst. i even came in for a few hours sunday night to preempt the inevitable tuesday morning disaster, but that was like throwing a feather at a boulder rolling downhill.
i stayed up last night playing xbox and chilling with my brother until at least 2 a.m. not sure why i thought that was a good idea. i almost slept through my alarms but...
Day 354
missturman:
Don’t settle.
I’ve settled more times than I can remember, so I know what I’m talking about. Settling doesn’t enliven you, bring you joy or elicit love. Settling is wack.
I don’t care how good it/they/he/she seems. Don’t settle. Pay attention to your intuition. Just because it glitters, doesn’t mean it’s gold. Hell, it might not even be Fool’s Gold. Trust yourself. You know deep...
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when people talk about their high school prom...
frumgirlprobs:
I saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall in lieu of senior prom. Full frontal Jason Segel > high school dance every time.
I’m going to be alone forever. I have the most impossible standards :(
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ambivalent-soul:
Everything Floats: happyfeminist: ambivalent-soul: happyfeminist: everything-floats: I’m…
happyfeminist:
ambivalent-soul:
happyfeminist:
everything-floats:
I’m so glad I’m going to Omaha because I’m about to burn this apartment down
we have HUGE spiders and no idea what to do about it, the air conditioning doesn’t work so it’s 89 degrees inside, and our plumbing...
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found on my to do list:
don’t forget to
“Try replacing ‘rape’ with any other violent crime, and see if that makes sense....”
– hadassahgrace breaking down rape apologism like a bad-ass. (via ceasesilence)
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lionheartedgrrrl replied to your post: i love you guys too, okay? if any of the messages…
Take your time. It’s okay! I love you and if time and space is what you need, do it. Take care of yourself
thank you <3 i hope you’re taking care of yourself too <3 <3
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ambivalent-soul:
happyfeminist:
everything-floats:
I’m so glad I’m going to Omaha because I’m about to burn this apartment down
we have HUGE spiders and no idea what to do about it, the air conditioning doesn’t work so it’s 89 degrees inside, and our plumbing is backing up
come see me we have air conditioning and i have love for youuu <3
no. come to Texas because believe it or not...
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i love you guys too, okay? if any of the messages i’ve gotten in the last several days require a response i’ll send one later.
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everything-floats:
I’m so glad I’m going to Omaha because I’m about to burn this apartment down
we have HUGE spiders and no idea what to do about it, the air conditioning doesn’t work so it’s 89 degrees inside, and our plumbing is backing up
come see me we have air conditioning and i have love for youuu <3
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“Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and...”
– Susan Cain, Quiet (via going-to-scranton)
Some nights living behind a Dairy Queen makes my life. Onion rings and a chocolate butter finger blizzard. NOM.
Hug all of the goats!
lemuffinmistress:
bunnyfood:
(via my-epic-shit)
OMG STOP IT
i feel like i’m falling apart. this time it’s happening in real life - not just in my head.
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went “running” with Manda this evening. which means i ran for 45 seconds about every ten minutes and she patiently walked ahead of me while i tried to remain upright and moving forward. bless you, Manda. the entire time i couldn’t get this out of my head :
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i just want to meet everyone in real life that i’ve met on the internet and give you all the biggest, longest hugs. you are the most wonderful people and i wish you only good things. and when things get bad i hope you know i’m always full of love to give - even in my darkest nights i would never turn away a friend who’s been hurt. (that last part applies to my friends irl, too,...
Watcheverything-floats:
videohall:
Slinky is trying so hard
why did i even watch this whole thing.
because this is…a masterpiece.
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there was a moment
in that moment i should have held you close
i would have told you all of the corny things people say
i would have meant every word with all of my heart
but in that moment
my sweaty hands shook
my throat closed up
i felt as though i were sitting in a fire
burning up in the love i was about to lose
while you struggled to even breathe
the world went on around us
and...
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